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THE VIRGIN JIMMY THE CHAD SKEET Glorious unibrow Selflessly takes three young children under his wing and mentors them in an admirable attempt to provide them with skills they can use later in life Hair literally looks like s--- Probably ended up getting people killed when the restaurant went rogue Has never been employee of the month in his life Costs the company money by refusing to use the register Employee of the month Skeet Constantly acts like an arrogant a------ who thinks he's smarter than everyone else Comes up with a stupid catchphrase because he's "too good" to say the one every other employee has to Knows to push the buttons with pictures of food on them Makes every customer feel appreciated with the immortal catchphrase, "Big McThankies from McSpanky's" Insists on calling salt "sodium chloride" like a pretentious little f----- Illegally modifies the restaurant because he's too f------ stupid to operate a cash register Doesn't intimidate the customers with pretentious language

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Jimmy v. Skeet


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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN
The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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Uploaded Nov 15, 2020 at 12:48PM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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