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The Virgin Corporate Slave v. THE CHAD PIRATE

The Virgin Corporate Slave "It's actually a good thing Disney has a monopoly in the entertainment industry! They should buy other companies!" The Chad Pirate "Disney spits in the face of creativity, bro. It's not very cool Actually thinks piracy isn't a Still buys from independent creators just to be extra spiteful to support them." victimless crime Pirates literally to corporations every popular thing, Virgin+ Has basically WE CARE MORE THAN MONEY AND BOOT LICKING PRETEND not even food is no money from buying any subscription ABOUT YOUR Ouch!Feed safe from Chads YOUR antics Seperbey punch hed san 720e cllok to download! offered to him All businesses in Lost his sense his city are local, Chad's piracy singlehandedly drove every franchise out of taste from Is omniscient of all corporations wealth, always the all the knows who to not bootlicking buy from

The Virgin Corporate Slave "It's actually a good thing Disney has a monopoly in the entertainment industry! They should buy other companies!" The Chad Pirate "Disney spits in the face of creativity, bro. It's not very cool Actually thinks piracy isn't a Still buys from independent creators just to be extra spiteful to support them." victimless crime Pirates literally to corporations every popular thing, Virgin+ Has basically WE CARE MORE THAN MONEY AND BOOT LICKING PRETEND not even food is no money from buying any subscription ABOUT YOUR Ouch!Feed safe from Chads YOUR antics Seperbey punch hed san 720e cllok to download! offered to him All businesses in Lost his sense his city are local, Chad's piracy singlehandedly drove every franchise out of taste from Is omniscient of all corporations wealth, always the all the knows who to not bootlicking buy from

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The Virgin 352nd Soldier v. The Chad US Army Ranger

The Chad US Army Ranger The Virgin 352nd Wehrmacht Soldier Useful and chad Flimsy field cap looking helmet Scaled a cliff to Hid atop of a cliff from Chad Rangers attack Unique vest made oMe for the landings Boring gray uniform Moved artillery guns, but got destroyed Kept the attack going, even after finding out the artillery moved Couldn't even Held off German anyways successfully counterattack counterattack successfully, without reinforcements for rangers with reinforcements about 2 days No memorial Memorial dedicated dedicated to the to the Rangers at 352nd Pointe du Hoc

The Chad US Army Ranger The Virgin 352nd Wehrmacht Soldier Useful and chad Flimsy field cap looking helmet Scaled a cliff to Hid atop of a cliff from Chad Rangers attack Unique vest made oMe for the landings Boring gray uniform Moved artillery guns, but got destroyed Kept the attack going, even after finding out the artillery moved Couldn't even Held off German anyways successfully counterattack counterattack successfully, without reinforcements for rangers with reinforcements about 2 days No memorial Memorial dedicated dedicated to the to the Rangers at 352nd Pointe du Hoc

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Virgin Lorax v. CHAD-E

THE CHAD WALL-E The Virgin 2012 Lorax Fantastic sound design by THE Ben Burtt Had the balls to crush Title character pretty much just left and returned, thereby placing a pillow for the kids Critics called it nothing more its' main character to Challenges conventional cuteness by creating a huggable cube than kiddie fare Lame-ass pop raise suspense Appeared on more Top musical numbers Films of 2008 lists than Otherwise solid visuals are Dark Knight No real risks taken watered down by Illumination's sterile cuteness Antagonist may be like HAL, but his grey morality still fits with the film's conflict Multi-layered, morally neutral in general green aesop Shoehorns in a s----- villain that simply makes feel morally Relies on its hypocritical ads and dank "Every Time X Happens" memes to be Even with the second half, it's still less chatty the aesop black & white than most CGI Fantastic chemistry remembered 7animated films between Wall-e and EVE Makes Blue Sky's effort look Oscar worthy by comparison The 13th most acclaimed Peter Gabriel puts his Worldbeat magic film of the 21st century, according to They Shoot Casted celebrities that were too old into the film's Pictures as children original song Added Minion ripoffs for glorified key-waving for kids Went out of its way to simulate Was willing to experiment with live-action footage, regardless of the possible reactions the look of 70 mm film to make it Taylor Swift Girl only exists as a meaningless love interest It was a sign of what Illumination would become in the 2010s feel like the sci-fi classics

THE CHAD WALL-E The Virgin 2012 Lorax Fantastic sound design by THE Ben Burtt Had the balls to crush Title character pretty much just left and returned, thereby placing a pillow for the kids Critics called it nothing more its' main character to Challenges conventional cuteness by creating a huggable cube than kiddie fare Lame-ass pop raise suspense Appeared on more Top musical numbers Films of 2008 lists than Otherwise solid visuals are Dark Knight No real risks taken watered down by Illumination's sterile cuteness Antagonist may be like HAL, but his grey morality still fits with the film's conflict Multi-layered, morally neutral in general green aesop Shoehorns in a s----- villain that simply makes feel morally Relies on its hypocritical ads and dank "Every Time X Happens" memes to be Even with the second half, it's still less chatty the aesop black & white than most CGI Fantastic chemistry remembered 7animated films between Wall-e and EVE Makes Blue Sky's effort look Oscar worthy by comparison The 13th most acclaimed Peter Gabriel puts his Worldbeat magic film of the 21st century, according to They Shoot Casted celebrities that were too old into the film's Pictures as children original song Added Minion ripoffs for glorified key-waving for kids Went out of its way to simulate Was willing to experiment with live-action footage, regardless of the possible reactions the look of 70 mm film to make it Taylor Swift Girl only exists as a meaningless love interest It was a sign of what Illumination would become in the 2010s feel like the sci-fi classics

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The Chad Galley Slave

The Virgin "Gym Member" The Chad Galley Slave beard has its own eco-system enjoys the burning senation and adrenaline rush from has a "beard" doesn't like it bare minimum clothing to expose his superior body when his muscles knowing he has no choice has to wear start burning, stops working out clothes and would not be allowed to has the strength to rip his overseer's head off if required, but doesn't ww take them off zero pressure to keep working yet constantly complains and doesn't work hard work earns hard work doesn't real respect from actually earn respect probably used steroids to cheat anyway and has small balls his overseers literally gets whipped and beaten if he barefoot, doesn't care does not work to full potential doesn't complain and works hard super anyway has to have the most expensive trainers tries to get into fights with his new "strength" but fails anyway is no match for so called "bodybuilders"

The Virgin "Gym Member" The Chad Galley Slave beard has its own eco-system enjoys the burning senation and adrenaline rush from has a "beard" doesn't like it bare minimum clothing to expose his superior body when his muscles knowing he has no choice has to wear start burning, stops working out clothes and would not be allowed to has the strength to rip his overseer's head off if required, but doesn't ww take them off zero pressure to keep working yet constantly complains and doesn't work hard work earns hard work doesn't real respect from actually earn respect probably used steroids to cheat anyway and has small balls his overseers literally gets whipped and beaten if he barefoot, doesn't care does not work to full potential doesn't complain and works hard super anyway has to have the most expensive trainers tries to get into fights with his new "strength" but fails anyway is no match for so called "bodybuilders"

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Think it's time to set the record straight as to which 90s Sonic cartoon was -really- the best.

ADVENTURES SONIC HEDGEHOG OF The Virgin The Chad HEDGEHOG lives in a polluted wasteland of brown and grey got chicks wanting his chili-dog all over the goddamn planet lives on a world tripping balls 24/7 shares his only girl with a french coward useless without a team doing the thinking for him smartest sonic, master of disguise had your back every school morning and was educational only aired on saturdays, ignoring your education dull, dreary colors travels with needs a backpack like a ninny nothing but his main bro bright colors because we're havin' a good time has nothing to do with the humiliates robotnik on a daily basis, turned his son against him, probably f----- his assassin robot barely makes a dent in robotnik's plans games is Sonic 2: the anime robotnik voiced by winnie the pooh only 26 episodes, ends on a 65 episodes (four more would be too much for bitches to handle) robotnik voiced cliffhanger by legendary rock star runs away from robotnik like a total bitch long john baldry no christmas in his godless world becomes m------------ Santa Claus at the end of his Christmas special once married robotnik (probably smashed, too)

ADVENTURES SONIC HEDGEHOG OF The Virgin The Chad HEDGEHOG lives in a polluted wasteland of brown and grey got chicks wanting his chili-dog all over the goddamn planet lives on a world tripping balls 24/7 shares his only girl with a french coward useless without a team doing the thinking for him smartest sonic, master of disguise had your back every school morning and was educational only aired on saturdays, ignoring your education dull, dreary colors travels with needs a backpack like a ninny nothing but his main bro bright colors because we're havin' a good time has nothing to do with the humiliates robotnik on a daily basis, turned his son against him, probably f----- his assassin robot barely makes a dent in robotnik's plans games is Sonic 2: the anime robotnik voiced by winnie the pooh only 26 episodes, ends on a 65 episodes (four more would be too much for bitches to handle) robotnik voiced cliffhanger by legendary rock star runs away from robotnik like a total bitch long john baldry no christmas in his godless world becomes m------------ Santa Claus at the end of his Christmas special once married robotnik (probably smashed, too)

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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE RAD

THE RAD A virgin with all the good qualities of a CHAD Doesn't care about sex, just enjoys people Just here to have fun Just an overall nice guy Works out to stay healthy The only person that doesn't like him is Brad

THE RAD A virgin with all the good qualities of a CHAD Doesn't care about sex, just enjoys people Just here to have fun Just an overall nice guy Works out to stay healthy The only person that doesn't like him is Brad

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For the James Bond fans

The Virgin Daniel Craig The Chad Roger Moore VS Retains thick mass of hair Already has receding hairline by his early 30s all the way into his 60s Broods like a bitch at the end of every movie Performs several of his own stunts and gets injured like a noob Goes to m------------ SPACE Never leaves the planet Makes out with a hot Stacy at the end of every movie Wears suits that are clearly too tight for him Has never performed a stunt in his life Only the finest flairs will do Tries way too hard to be 'realistic and 'serious' by always looking like he wants to die Fully aware that his films are just dumb fun and simply enjoys himself

The Virgin Daniel Craig The Chad Roger Moore VS Retains thick mass of hair Already has receding hairline by his early 30s all the way into his 60s Broods like a bitch at the end of every movie Performs several of his own stunts and gets injured like a noob Goes to m------------ SPACE Never leaves the planet Makes out with a hot Stacy at the end of every movie Wears suits that are clearly too tight for him Has never performed a stunt in his life Only the finest flairs will do Tries way too hard to be 'realistic and 'serious' by always looking like he wants to die Fully aware that his films are just dumb fun and simply enjoys himself

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Virgin 80s Cartoon v. Chads Ren & Stimpy

Chad Ren & Stimpy Virgin '80s Cartoons defied all current concepts of cartoons and character norms all cartoons converged on the same concept and stories creator invented the characters for created by toy companies his own personal amusement nostalgic only if you eat too many memberberries adhered to formulaic production didn't give two f---- about deadlines grandfathers of all modern cartoons or corporate process booger collections, hairballs, urination, rubber n------, pectoral implants, powdered toast, dirty cat litter, borderline domestic abuse relationship terrible animation and stolen thinly veiled Cold War propaganda Golden Age animation revival character concepts from other successful franchises creator locked voice actors in a sound booth "I HAVE THE POWER!" "hmmmmmm... no sir, I don't like it" for hours to get the perfect scream bland, unexpressive characters all the same characters do the same thing every single time characters were re-invented argued with Nickelodeon against having any educational value whatsoever, and won poor facade of moral lessons to justify their existence to censors and parents every single episode and placed in new scenarios as different roles good guys are good, bad guys are bad good guys are a raging psychotic and an oblivious imbecile erased all history and came nobody remembers a single episode today back the next week

Chad Ren & Stimpy Virgin '80s Cartoons defied all current concepts of cartoons and character norms all cartoons converged on the same concept and stories creator invented the characters for created by toy companies his own personal amusement nostalgic only if you eat too many memberberries adhered to formulaic production didn't give two f---- about deadlines grandfathers of all modern cartoons or corporate process booger collections, hairballs, urination, rubber n------, pectoral implants, powdered toast, dirty cat litter, borderline domestic abuse relationship terrible animation and stolen thinly veiled Cold War propaganda Golden Age animation revival character concepts from other successful franchises creator locked voice actors in a sound booth "I HAVE THE POWER!" "hmmmmmm... no sir, I don't like it" for hours to get the perfect scream bland, unexpressive characters all the same characters do the same thing every single time characters were re-invented argued with Nickelodeon against having any educational value whatsoever, and won poor facade of moral lessons to justify their existence to censors and parents every single episode and placed in new scenarios as different roles good guys are good, bad guys are bad good guys are a raging psychotic and an oblivious imbecile erased all history and came nobody remembers a single episode today back the next week

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Virgin Manny Pedro v. CHAD EVAN WRIGHT

the virgin pardo the CHAD Evan Wright fantasizes about killing his colleagues knocks out can literally disarm a subway full of thugs and a bathhouse full of mobsters without dropping a single enemies only out of necessity thin skin bit of blood has to hide in fear of murders random people in police arresting him despite being a police officer vain attempt to gain media coverage, fails goals are noble and doesn't just try to GET on the true, just wanting to news, he IS the news has to drop by a write a book tries to help russian mafia, gets rejected by them convenience store full of thugs to murder them all in order to doesn't need to kill people to compensate for a small penis gets to spend his moments not in fear, but doing what he loves compensate for small penis has a loving family with kids and s--- shotgun flips do literally nothing chk chk chk fast knockouts with bat/hands

the virgin pardo the CHAD Evan Wright fantasizes about killing his colleagues knocks out can literally disarm a subway full of thugs and a bathhouse full of mobsters without dropping a single enemies only out of necessity thin skin bit of blood has to hide in fear of murders random people in police arresting him despite being a police officer vain attempt to gain media coverage, fails goals are noble and doesn't just try to GET on the true, just wanting to news, he IS the news has to drop by a write a book tries to help russian mafia, gets rejected by them convenience store full of thugs to murder them all in order to doesn't need to kill people to compensate for a small penis gets to spend his moments not in fear, but doing what he loves compensate for small penis has a loving family with kids and s--- shotgun flips do literally nothing chk chk chk fast knockouts with bat/hands

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vrcmods vs. booth

The Virgin VRCMODS The Chad BOOTH 99% of models are Most models are ranked Good or Medium (not including dynamic bones) painfully unoptimized Everything is free, supports no one Most models cost a small fee, supports an independant creator Plenty of great-looking free models to choose from Totally virus free Many models use stolen assets or are stolen entirely All models are 100% from-scratch work Malware-ridden

The Virgin VRCMODS The Chad BOOTH 99% of models are Most models are ranked Good or Medium (not including dynamic bones) painfully unoptimized Everything is free, supports no one Most models cost a small fee, supports an independant creator Plenty of great-looking free models to choose from Totally virus free Many models use stolen assets or are stolen entirely All models are 100% from-scratch work Malware-ridden

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also "Virgin Disney era vs Chad Lucas era"

The Virgin Rey The Chad Ahsoka Sees Through The Lies of the Jedi Wears a Tube top and Mini Skirt at age 14 thanks to Chad Filoni Believes the Narrow Minded "All Good" View of the Jedi Has to Wear Modest "Desert Drab because of Virgin Disney Is a Generic Pale Human Literally Died and Jumped on a Grenade and is nowhere near a Mary Sue Is a Mary Sue who divides fans everytime she is on screen Is a Colourful Togruta Chad Yellow/Green Cant Even Build and White Lightsabers a Lightsaber Cant Even hold her own against some Praetorian Guard without Kylo Helping her Literally Fights F------ DARTH VADER Without Backup Virgin Blue Builds 4 Lightsabers and Purifies 2 Kyber Crystals Lightsaber

The Virgin Rey The Chad Ahsoka Sees Through The Lies of the Jedi Wears a Tube top and Mini Skirt at age 14 thanks to Chad Filoni Believes the Narrow Minded "All Good" View of the Jedi Has to Wear Modest "Desert Drab because of Virgin Disney Is a Generic Pale Human Literally Died and Jumped on a Grenade and is nowhere near a Mary Sue Is a Mary Sue who divides fans everytime she is on screen Is a Colourful Togruta Chad Yellow/Green Cant Even Build and White Lightsabers a Lightsaber Cant Even hold her own against some Praetorian Guard without Kylo Helping her Literally Fights F------ DARTH VADER Without Backup Virgin Blue Builds 4 Lightsabers and Purifies 2 Kyber Crystals Lightsaber

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The Virgin Fake Taxi v. THE CHAD CRAZY TAXI

The Chad Crazy The Virgin Fake Таxi Тaxi ТАS Very sluggish, this guy doesn't know how to drive, he just wants sex Likely the fastest form of transportation currently known to man Likely don't get to You get to listen to listen to The The Offspring Offspring Exhilarating Very boring ride. experience, you'll remember this trip for the rest of your Not trustworthy driver, probably life You can trust him with your life, if he was inexperienced you'd be dead already gave you an STD.

The Chad Crazy The Virgin Fake Таxi Тaxi ТАS Very sluggish, this guy doesn't know how to drive, he just wants sex Likely the fastest form of transportation currently known to man Likely don't get to You get to listen to listen to The The Offspring Offspring Exhilarating Very boring ride. experience, you'll remember this trip for the rest of your Not trustworthy driver, probably life You can trust him with your life, if he was inexperienced you'd be dead already gave you an STD.

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VIRGIN NOFAPPER v. CHAD COOMER

Chad Coomer Virgin nofapper VS has gotten more tail than all of nofapper virgins ancestors combined doesnt fap and still balding p---- hurts muslims doesn't give a f--- about you and just cooms pale as a ghost because never leaves moms basement claims p--- wastes time wastes his own time on imageboards visits his pornfus at every pornconvention thinks entire day about how to restrict another mens penis never seen a vagina scared of touching his own penis p--- hurts woman if I whiteknight them they MUST pityfuck me walks the virgin walk gets free goodies too afraid to visit a convention always stays home I could have saved Hannah confident big d--- energy surrounds him begs government to make laws so the police can stop him fapping doesnt care about d---- of other men secretly homosexual penis is underdeveloped and shrunk from no usage not ashamed of his sexuality seeing pictures of semi naked woman makes him seethe every picture that exists of him shows him grabbing t--- and asses secret feminist no friends ashamed of normal body functions is pro censorship

Chad Coomer Virgin nofapper VS has gotten more tail than all of nofapper virgins ancestors combined doesnt fap and still balding p---- hurts muslims doesn't give a f--- about you and just cooms pale as a ghost because never leaves moms basement claims p--- wastes time wastes his own time on imageboards visits his pornfus at every pornconvention thinks entire day about how to restrict another mens penis never seen a vagina scared of touching his own penis p--- hurts woman if I whiteknight them they MUST pityfuck me walks the virgin walk gets free goodies too afraid to visit a convention always stays home I could have saved Hannah confident big d--- energy surrounds him begs government to make laws so the police can stop him fapping doesnt care about d---- of other men secretly homosexual penis is underdeveloped and shrunk from no usage not ashamed of his sexuality seeing pictures of semi naked woman makes him seethe every picture that exists of him shows him grabbing t--- and asses secret feminist no friends ashamed of normal body functions is pro censorship

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Just a fair PSA, too much soy and too much reddit will turn you into a virgin. Be a CHAD or a THAD

God "Oh s---!" "Okay, zoomer." *incomprehensible zoomer slang* *mutters racial dang slurs in Oh s--- oh frustration f--- Oof O-kay, Bo-Boomer "Oh crap!" *Ahem* Yikes references "F---!"

God "Oh s---!" "Okay, zoomer." *incomprehensible zoomer slang* *mutters racial dang slurs in Oh s--- oh frustration f--- Oof O-kay, Bo-Boomer "Oh crap!" *Ahem* Yikes references "F---!"

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The Virgin Top 40 Listener v. The Chad Experimental Noise Listener

The Virgin Top The Chad Experimental Noise Listener 40 Listener doesnt even own 20+ noise complaints per day headphones; only uses overly loud speaker systems Is too lazy to pick has only ever listened to music through apple earbuds music for themselves doesn't know about digital mucic formats only uses records (sometimes has to settle for CDs) so they let the radio decide for them when he has to pick music he uses youtube videos calls black people scary da Merzbow or da Death really wants airpods Grips fo today? only audio equiment he wants is a speaker that is another thinks his muic taste is accepts all races has friends IRL 100 decibels louder better than Chads doesnt feel the need to doesn't need friends compare himself to others for validation gets cheap Nikes and treats them like Jordans he has music doesnt dedicate his full attention to the music wears rick owens and isnt afraid of what will happen to it when music is on, Chad is doing nothing else

The Virgin Top The Chad Experimental Noise Listener 40 Listener doesnt even own 20+ noise complaints per day headphones; only uses overly loud speaker systems Is too lazy to pick has only ever listened to music through apple earbuds music for themselves doesn't know about digital mucic formats only uses records (sometimes has to settle for CDs) so they let the radio decide for them when he has to pick music he uses youtube videos calls black people scary da Merzbow or da Death really wants airpods Grips fo today? only audio equiment he wants is a speaker that is another thinks his muic taste is accepts all races has friends IRL 100 decibels louder better than Chads doesnt feel the need to doesn't need friends compare himself to others for validation gets cheap Nikes and treats them like Jordans he has music doesnt dedicate his full attention to the music wears rick owens and isnt afraid of what will happen to it when music is on, Chad is doing nothing else

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Virgin JoJo vs. Chad BoBoBo

Chad BoBoBo Virgin Jolo Characters range from all sorts of crazy designs. Beautiful afro. Has to wear hat to hide porcupine hair. Character designs look very similar and boring even the stand designs look similar as well. Fanboys are annoying and constantly ridicule people for liking other anime. Fans are people who grew up Relies on Stand to fight. Has the power of his nose hair to fight and the power of toon physics. with the show on Toonami and still remember the great Everything has to be a Jolo reference even if The anime and manga is so ridiculous that it takes itself seriously. memories from the show. it isn't. The anime and manga is so crazy that it becomes self aware that it's not serious. Good exampe is how the 4th wall is broken constantly in the english dub. References are very memorable and memeable.

Chad BoBoBo Virgin Jolo Characters range from all sorts of crazy designs. Beautiful afro. Has to wear hat to hide porcupine hair. Character designs look very similar and boring even the stand designs look similar as well. Fanboys are annoying and constantly ridicule people for liking other anime. Fans are people who grew up Relies on Stand to fight. Has the power of his nose hair to fight and the power of toon physics. with the show on Toonami and still remember the great Everything has to be a Jolo reference even if The anime and manga is so ridiculous that it takes itself seriously. memories from the show. it isn't. The anime and manga is so crazy that it becomes self aware that it's not serious. Good exampe is how the 4th wall is broken constantly in the english dub. References are very memorable and memeable.

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The Virgin Nostalgia Critic v. THE CHAD RALPHTHEMOVIEMAKER

THE VIRGIN DOUG WALKER THE CHAD RALPH SEPE Looks Jewish Looks Italian Blatant wannabe of the Actually does his own Angry Video Game Nerd thing in his reviews Has an entire skit where he spends Panders to kids basically an entire minute-and-a-half creepily monologuing about getting r---- Pretentious Pretentious hipster by his uncle as a kid while "Ghosts Of hipster douchebag who won't admit to being one Is just an Things To Come" plays in the background ignorant douchebag Would rather die than hypocrite like who openly become the type of most film ignorant hypocrite that mocks himself Bald critics most film critics are for being one "Eh, Spider- "OH MY EVER-LOVING GOD Lives up to his "Nostalgia Verse was pretty Curly-haired SPIDER-VERSE IS SO GOOD I'M cool, I guess" Critic" nickname by throwing GONNA F------ C--" Lives up to his "Movie Maker" nickname a massive tantrum whenever Quantity by actually knowing what the f--- he's something offends his Quality talking about when he lectures his childhood sensibilities Naive optimist audience about the art of film-making Insightful pessimist Obsessed with his stupid Wears whatever he wants Generally reviews businessman costume (including wife-beater shirts) famous/infamous Always qives the fairest, most bias- movies purely so that free judgment possible to basically Jumped the shark ages ago Still in his YouTube prime he can j------- the every film that he reviews, no matter Overrated and unfunny skits that famous ones and Underrated and actually funny skits that how good or how bad the film itself only exist to pad out the runtime mindlessly bash the is (or how politically preachy it is, as prove his talent as a film-maker and are infamous ones of his videos and later turn into seen in his Wonder Woman 2017 often quite relevant to the things that blatantly forced memes and Black Panther 2018 reviews) he's reviewing when he performs them Obnoxiously lowbrow Can make reviewing Can easily make reviewing generic Black comedy, social satire and inside and childish toilet humor the biggest and most s----- reality shows that no one cares jokes for literal days on end and "random" humor for bombastic "pop about (particularly Mystery Diners) literal days on end culture event" films Actually respects his some of the absolute funniest s--- to Talked an entire "parody" of all time boring classic rock ancestors ever grace the Internet album's worth of s--- without even trying about Pink Floyd

THE VIRGIN DOUG WALKER THE CHAD RALPH SEPE Looks Jewish Looks Italian Blatant wannabe of the Actually does his own Angry Video Game Nerd thing in his reviews Has an entire skit where he spends Panders to kids basically an entire minute-and-a-half creepily monologuing about getting r---- Pretentious Pretentious hipster by his uncle as a kid while "Ghosts Of hipster douchebag who won't admit to being one Is just an Things To Come" plays in the background ignorant douchebag Would rather die than hypocrite like who openly become the type of most film ignorant hypocrite that mocks himself Bald critics most film critics are for being one "Eh, Spider- "OH MY EVER-LOVING GOD Lives up to his "Nostalgia Verse was pretty Curly-haired SPIDER-VERSE IS SO GOOD I'M cool, I guess" Critic" nickname by throwing GONNA F------ C--" Lives up to his "Movie Maker" nickname a massive tantrum whenever Quantity by actually knowing what the f--- he's something offends his Quality talking about when he lectures his childhood sensibilities Naive optimist audience about the art of film-making Insightful pessimist Obsessed with his stupid Wears whatever he wants Generally reviews businessman costume (including wife-beater shirts) famous/infamous Always qives the fairest, most bias- movies purely so that free judgment possible to basically Jumped the shark ages ago Still in his YouTube prime he can j------- the every film that he reviews, no matter Overrated and unfunny skits that famous ones and Underrated and actually funny skits that how good or how bad the film itself only exist to pad out the runtime mindlessly bash the is (or how politically preachy it is, as prove his talent as a film-maker and are infamous ones of his videos and later turn into seen in his Wonder Woman 2017 often quite relevant to the things that blatantly forced memes and Black Panther 2018 reviews) he's reviewing when he performs them Obnoxiously lowbrow Can make reviewing Can easily make reviewing generic Black comedy, social satire and inside and childish toilet humor the biggest and most s----- reality shows that no one cares jokes for literal days on end and "random" humor for bombastic "pop about (particularly Mystery Diners) literal days on end culture event" films Actually respects his some of the absolute funniest s--- to Talked an entire "parody" of all time boring classic rock ancestors ever grace the Internet album's worth of s--- without even trying about Pink Floyd

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An Unreliable Husband Vs. A Genuine Husband

VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER. VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER 28 29 A GENUINE HUSBAND AN UNRELIABLE HUSBAND Young ladies, indelibly fix this shape of head in your memories. Any man who will make a natural, kind and true husband will have a head in outline from a side view like this. The reason this man is an unreliable husband is be- cause he is very weak in Conjugality and Parental Love and exceedingly strong in Amativeness. Young ladies, beware of such men as husbands. PREJUDICE. BIGAMY Bigamy comes directly from Amativeness. Con- scientiousness is weak and Secretiveness large. Prejudice is composed of Friendship, Parental Love, Conjugality, Inhabitiveness, Approbativeness, Venera- tion and Destructiveness. These elements when in the lead will give one a strong feeling for something or some- body and against the opposite. POLYGAMY Polygamy is an amalgamation of Amativeness, Spir- ituality and Veneration. Strange, but perfectly true.

VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER. VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER 28 29 A GENUINE HUSBAND AN UNRELIABLE HUSBAND Young ladies, indelibly fix this shape of head in your memories. Any man who will make a natural, kind and true husband will have a head in outline from a side view like this. The reason this man is an unreliable husband is be- cause he is very weak in Conjugality and Parental Love and exceedingly strong in Amativeness. Young ladies, beware of such men as husbands. PREJUDICE. BIGAMY Bigamy comes directly from Amativeness. Con- scientiousness is weak and Secretiveness large. Prejudice is composed of Friendship, Parental Love, Conjugality, Inhabitiveness, Approbativeness, Venera- tion and Destructiveness. These elements when in the lead will give one a strong feeling for something or some- body and against the opposite. POLYGAMY Polygamy is an amalgamation of Amativeness, Spir- ituality and Veneration. Strange, but perfectly true.

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An Unreliable Mother Vs. A Genuine Mother

VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER. VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER 25 24 AN UNRE- LIABLE MOTHER This is a striking illustration. It will pay all to remem- ber this head formation and especially all men who would select wives who will make good mothers. A GENUINE MOTHER We affirm in the most absolute manner that words can be used that mother love is located exactly where this backhead projects most. mother is to have this faculty highly developed. Young men, fix this picture in your minds. SLOVENLINESS. Why is one slovenly? Because his faculties of Ideal- ity, Order, Self-esteem and Approbativeness are weak. Positively nothing more true. To be a true, natural ANOTHER KIND OF CRYING There are selfish children who seem to cry but do not. They use the cry as a means to an end. This should not be termed crying, but calling, bawling, howling, screech- ing. MOTHER LOVE. Mother love is nothing more nor less than the faculty of Parental Love. It all comes from this one faculty.

VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER. VAUGHT'S PRACTICAL CHARACTER READER 25 24 AN UNRE- LIABLE MOTHER This is a striking illustration. It will pay all to remem- ber this head formation and especially all men who would select wives who will make good mothers. A GENUINE MOTHER We affirm in the most absolute manner that words can be used that mother love is located exactly where this backhead projects most. mother is to have this faculty highly developed. Young men, fix this picture in your minds. SLOVENLINESS. Why is one slovenly? Because his faculties of Ideal- ity, Order, Self-esteem and Approbativeness are weak. Positively nothing more true. To be a true, natural ANOTHER KIND OF CRYING There are selfish children who seem to cry but do not. They use the cry as a means to an end. This should not be termed crying, but calling, bawling, howling, screech- ing. MOTHER LOVE. Mother love is nothing more nor less than the faculty of Parental Love. It all comes from this one faculty.

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