Apocalyptic messages interrupted Orange County television viewers' regularly-scheduled programming last Thursday morning, which is, you know, probably fine.

All eyes are on the North Korean leader after he promised to deliver "results beyond [Trump's] expectation" in a rare and unprecedented televised address to the world on Thursday.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un responded to President Trump's insults by calling him a “mentally deranged U.S. dotard" that he will "tame" with "fire." The world distracted themselves from this terrifying development with jokes about the word "dotard."

That is, if we're to believe Christian conspiracy theorist David Meade.

For the past several weeks, police have been looking for a local runner has been caught with her pants down (and pooping) across the street from perfectly good bathrooms.