After failing to comply with a Russian court order to turn over user data, the encrypted-messaging app Telegram has been staying one-step ahead of the Russian government as other websites get caught in the crossfire.

At least, according to a conspiracy spreading on Twitter that involves the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, aliens, and Stephen Hawking.

The Starbucks employee appears to get an earful from a protestor, so people on Twitter are captioning his internal monologue.

The right-wing media personality announced via Periscope on Monday that he is returning to his philosophical origins and also says the world is like a blockchain.

The fake Obama doesn't hold back.