A new law allowing certain counties in the state of Oregon to deviate from a 1951 ban on self-service gas stations has sparked an absurdly heated debate online between supporters and detractors of the filling stations restrictions.

The famed TV producer started off his new year with a resolution to be "not as much of an asshole" and the challenge came sooner than he had probably expected.

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