With the turn of another year and a new harvest of memes, the English language continues its march down the weird path, picking up an assortment of very internet slang words that describe everything from racist viral stars and conservative buffoonery to Twitter science and fun new ways to be horny.

In general, it's not a good idea to say you're going to shoot up the school even if you're roleplaying as a fictional character from a television show.

Finally, someone made Thomas the Tank Engine exciting.

A picture of the North Korean leader watching his latest ballistic missiles test has started a photoshop war on Reddit.