Man cradling woman. Dog cradling cat. Garfield cradling Jon. People have a lot of ideas about how it ought to be, and one pot-stirring tweet from a conservative blogger has Twitter exploding with ideas about it.

Game Grumps goes the Neil Cicierega route parodying "Our House" by Madness.

The old Super Mario sitcom may not have been very good, but that doesn't mean the internet has occasionally revived it for some good memes.

These photoshopped noise level charts represent mildly annoying sounds as earth-shattering disturbances pumping out more decibels than a jet engine.