Well, sort of. To be precise, it's "National Pizza With Everything (Except Anchovies) Day," but who's really trying to get that technical with pizza-themed holidays?

Does your baby sing themselves to sleep with "The Imperial March?" Then you're raising a future Emperor.

After Jeb Bush announced he would be willing to kill Hitler as an infant to prevent the holocaust, fellow Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson proclaimed "I'm not in favor of aborting anybody" when asked a similar question by YouTuber PFT Commenter.

If this youngster successfully sells her little brother to the pet store at a higher price, she can purchase him back for less after they find out how annoying he is. The capitalism is strong with this one!