This updated depiction of McDonald's fictional Hamburglar character only steals artisanal, locally sourced, organic hamburgers.

Richard Dawkins ain't nothin' to f**k with.

When student Grace Mann was murdered on the campus of the University of Mary Washington in Fredericksburg, Virginia, other students belonging to her feminist club claimed that the school had previously ignored reports of more than 700 abusive messages on Yik Yak.

Binghamton University student Conor McCarthy was just minding his own business and enjoying the springtime at a picnic table, then this one uninvited guest showed up…