The VHS archivist group Everything Is Terrible presents this hilarious instructional video filled with questionable self-defense tactics like forcefully passing gas to turn off the assailant.

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After the object of his affection didn't answer his 600 emails, this anonymous Internet user went seeking the advice of 2chan. A year later, an English translation introduced Tumblr users to the story, who turned it into a alternate reality game.

Propadata Films shot this slow motion video using a Phantom HD Gold camera to record a different vibrations at a rate of 1,000 frames per second.

Internet, Serious Biz: When memes escape into the real world, someone needs to check for leaks in the interpipes.