18-year-old Jake Davis, the man accused of being key LulzSec member Topiary, was photographed wearing black sunglasses while entering his first court appearance yesterday.

I'd Tell You a Chemistry Joke…
But All The Good Ones Argon.

Sergeant Foley has some orders for a certain Call of Duty character.

Have you seen-a that marvelous breadfish?
It’s like an endless sandwich~
An awe for fishermen and sharks~

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