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Mr. Matsubayashi arrives for work at the Japan SDF missle control centre. He seats himself at his console and within minutes, alarms are blaring and ights are blinking madly Mr. Matsubayashi keep a cool head in the face of panic al around him. does his best to diagnose the problem from his console but to no avail Things are turning sour very quickly but the determined Mr. Matsubayashi doesnt He Matsubayashi-san his XO barked. "Get on the horn to the prime minister, Mr. Mataubayashi picked up the emergency phone. "Mr. Prime Minister." he immediately Tel him.. tell him that we cant stop the countdown." Mr Matsubayashi simply looked on, sternly. This would be a grim task. started. The general beleves there's no way to stop the countdown... but can do it I know I can. just need time. He slammed the phone down. Better have some iquid courage. Thought Mr. Matsubayashi as he downed the liquor stoichy. "Th旧could end badly." He threw the remnants ofthe botte of scotch to the fioor and kicked down the door to the genera's office Mr. Matsubayashi walked in on him consorting with his secretary. "Dont get up." he said, as he grabbed the keys to the central computer core from the generaľs desk and stormed out Mr. Ma i braces himself against a wall for steath and deftly snaps Mr. Matsubayashi found the core and began rewiring quickly..but the cubrit was still here. He feled the would-be attacker with a punch to the throat and For his act of bravery, Mr. Matsubayashi was invited to the prime minister's quickly finished. Hed stopped the countdown! All in a day's work, he mused. home and was rewarded with a threesome involving his wife The next morning Mr. Matsubayashis son brought him the newspaper. The r. Natsubayashrs face was everywhere on Tv. He was on every ma or headine read "Mr. Matsubayashi acts to avert missie disaster Japan saved fak show and was a national hero. He met his fame wth composure. Idont know what we'd do without you, Mr. Matsubayashi you're Japa- he cut him off. There is no time for praise. I must hurry. Iwill require But one day soon afier, a call came at home for Mr. Matsubayashi R was the prime minister. Aliens had landed in downtown Tokyo! Theyre horrible he extensive cried over the phone Tentacles Everywherel Nobody's safel heb Mr. Matsubayashi anwered simply, Where would you like the bodies? We need your hatever you weaponry." he brusquely informed the PM. O... 0Of course need is yours. Just please, save us he pleaded. The nvaders, he began, opening a drawer in front of him, reveaing his favorite nickel plated revover, are the ones who wil need saving Sk bullets." he said to himself. "wil take sik souls with these six rounds he reassured himself, tucking the pistol into his bet. He donned pair of bandoliers, strapped a winchester rifle to his back and donned a ba listic vest. ancestors and began to focus his ki. He shuddered as the power of spirit But there was one more thing left to do He would need his ancient technique encompassed his entire body, tiling him with strength and courage. t was Mr. Matsubayashi assumed the stance passed down to him from his time. Time to make the invaders wish they'd never heard of the planet Earth ater on, that day Simply amazing, Mr, Matsubayashi the medic told him. "Not even a scratch on you after that batle. Ican't explain it. You're amazing Mr. Matsubayashi simply stared off. "Tm not amazing." he said 1just love my country But there proved to be complications. The alens had injected him with a deadly venom. Over the weeks, his body began to wither but his spirt stil burned. Undaunted, he went out every day unti his legs would work no more. This is t" Mr. Matsubayashi thought to himself as he lay next to his wife in But the weakness in his body finally took him. He had passed on. bed. This is the night I am to die. Iwil not cry, I wil not think of any regrets. Iwil simply cease to be and ive on only in the hearts and minds of But don't shed a tear for the brave Mr. Matsubayashi.. for he was able to the people Ive met and through the deeds Ive done. Iwil be.. strong. meet death wth his eyes open

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