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So, what's your favorite Pokémon? F--- TOU, NOBODY CARES BECAUSE IT SURE AS S--- ISN'T AS AWESOME AS THIS HERE AGGRON LOOK AT THIS BAD M----------- 1 8 Aggron is basically what you'd get if you put steel-plating on a dinosaur. WHAT TRAINER WOULDN'T WANT A F------ STEEL PLATED DINOSAUR?! Check this s--- out: Aggron's not only a steel type, but he's a rock type. Those are like the two most badass types in the game this n----'s tougher than diamonds. Diamonds are a 794 POUNDS OF girl's best friend? F--- THAT S---. Get your bitch an Aggron for her birthday she'll suck TEoG ETE AMAZEMENT BRICKSHITTING your d--- on the spot, guaranteed. What does your pokémon eat? Beries? Poffins? Man-made s--- from a bowl? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH, STRAIGHT FROM THE F------ GROUND. Not only that, but he claims an entire mount as his own and beats down any punk bitches that try to step on his turf. And he even fix up his territory by planting trees everywhere and s--- HELL YEAH, SAVE THE EARTH YOU F------ HIPPIE! NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, CAUSE HERE COMES SOME TECHNICAL S--- So Aggron's got this move called head smash. It's pretty much the manliest move ever he headbutts your weak-ass pokémon at full force with his fuckawesome steel spikes and s---. The move has 150 base power, Aggron has 110 base attack, and his ability rock head prevents recoil damage. What this means in non-pokéfag is that AGGRON WILL F---. YOUR. S---. BACKWARDS. What's that? He's too slow? Better watch what you say f-----, cause Aggron just used rock polish and is jettin' around your ass like m------------ Sonic. But this ain't no f----- as hedgehog, this is the m------------ Aggron, ready to kick your ass to hell and back. Think you can exploit Aggron's weaknesses? THINK AGAIN, A------. Aggron's ready to metal burst your p---- attacks right back at you. And as if that wasn't enough badassery to last a lifetime Aggron can also support the rest of the f------ on his team with s--- like thunder wave, roar, stealth rock, f--- I don't even knoW. All I know is you need to GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON

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