Notes:

Shrek: This is good, isn't it?

Ruby:… Look, Mr. Big Ogre Boss guy, I have no idea what point you're trying to make here. You're going on about how some ocelot with a revolver went through psychotherapy and played these patriot guys like a darn fiddle, and then you kill this old guy in a wheelchair, and then you talk about how the world would be a better place without snakes, and now I just realized that I don't know how I got here in the first place.

…If you guys don't get it, it's the ending of Metal Gear Solid 4.