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"Help, my house is on fire!"
"How old are you?"
"Uh…14? Seriously, the oven ju…"
"I'm sorry, I can't talk to you. Either put your parent on the phone or solve the problem yourself."
"AAAH, OH GOD, HELP, THE CEILING COLLAPSED AND I'M TRAPPED INSIDE!!"
"The police have been dispatched to arrest you for abusing the 911 service."