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Anonymous 02/05/16(Fri)01:15:12 No.26264286 File: whatidowrong.ipg (100 KB, 436x490) 26264404 wake up at noon >had accident in sleep which I rolled around in grab c---towel off nightstand and do my best wipe it from my folds of fat tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry >plop out of bed, navigate through the piss bottles >waddle downstairs to check GBP board just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce >legs buckle under own weight roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera >"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up >"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you" >she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my putrid, feces and semen covered body she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink >I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down >the tendies are done and she puts them on my plate >she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate >I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit >"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy. >high-chair finally breaks from my heft mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, ashamed of her baby boy >mtw

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O File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 1/06/21(Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >I'm hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Dumb bitch >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I like Mountain Dew Lightning >Butt rumbly braps of thunder >The tendies better get here >Or you'll get a mudslide from down under >Bitch Mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >l'm a grown healthy child >I like tendies >Spicey or mild >Stack my tendies high >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >Hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Bitch mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I'm a grown, healthy child >I like tendies, >spicy or mild >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried

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Anonymous 02/05/16(Fri)01:15:12 No.26264286 File: whatidowrong.ipg (100 KB, 436x490) 26264404 wake up at noon >had accident in sleep which I rolled around in grab c---towel off nightstand and do my best wipe it from my folds of fat tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry >plop out of bed, navigate through the piss bottles >waddle downstairs to check GBP board just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce >legs buckle under own weight roll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera >"mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up >"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you" >she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my putrid, feces and semen covered body she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink >I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as I sit down >the tendies are done and she puts them on my plate >she can't hold back the vomit as I open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate >I can't let these tendies go to waste, so I eat them along with the vomit >"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy. >high-chair finally breaks from my heft mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, ashamed of her baby boy >mtw

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