Anonymous 08/05/15(Wed)00:31:32 No.2113066821130730 File: rarepepe png (73 KB, 1229x830) Wake up this morning at 3PM >Another bright shinning beautiful day >l let out a small poo poo squirt as I yawn >l check my daily GBP chart 150 GBP, sufficient enough for mummy to take me out to my favorite restaurant >MUMMY TENDIE WENDIE RESTAURANT DAY! >no response >I scream MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY I hear the sound of empty adult apple juice bottles being knocked over and footsteps climb up the stairs mummy staggers into my doorway sy-yes, sweetie? I chant TENDIES TENDIES CLAIMY JUMPIEE as I bang on my belly like a bongo >mummy lets out a deep sigh and staggers out of the doorway >l go to my playroom and watch a new episode of scooby-doo and await night >night comes >mummy puts on her w---- dress >l put on my baney shirt and big boy shorts mummy silently cries to herself as we drive to claim jumper, probably she wishes daddy would come back or some stupid s--- like that we arrive in the parking lot >mummy breaks down in tears WHAT THE F--- DID I DO TO GET A SON LIKE YOU >l suddenly glare at mummy >What the f--- did you- >She's sobbing uncontrollably >IF YOU DO NOT BE QUIET, I WILL MAKE KA-KA mummy looks at me i-if I wanted a f-f------ psychopath...I'd stay w-with Chad >I-I just w-want s-someone to I-love me >she breaks down even more >suddenly everything around me stop stil >I look at myself in the passenger side visor mirror 기 am an autist I look at mummy, she's calming down and ready to leave the car >Mumm-..I mean mom. >She stops dead in her tracks to look at me >W-what did you just call me? Mom >She is in disbelief >Mom I love you >She gets a gigantic smile and hugs me, I hug her back >we ditch claim jumper and go back home I stop eating tendies and start to eat healthy foods >I start to lose weight >I start poo-poo'ing in the toilet >I tear down my playroom and sell all of my toys >l get GED, part time job, and go to college >Mom loves me now

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O File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 1/06/21(Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >I'm hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Dumb bitch >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I like Mountain Dew Lightning >Butt rumbly braps of thunder >The tendies better get here >Or you'll get a mudslide from down under >Bitch Mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >l'm a grown healthy child >I like tendies >Spicey or mild >Stack my tendies high >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >Hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Bitch mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I'm a grown, healthy child >I like tendies, >spicy or mild >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried

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Anonymous 08/05/15(Wed)00:31:32 No.2113066821130730 File: rarepepe png (73 KB, 1229x830) Wake up this morning at 3PM >Another bright shinning beautiful day >l let out a small poo poo squirt as I yawn >l check my daily GBP chart 150 GBP, sufficient enough for mummy to take me out to my favorite restaurant >MUMMY TENDIE WENDIE RESTAURANT DAY! >no response >I scream MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY I hear the sound of empty adult apple juice bottles being knocked over and footsteps climb up the stairs mummy staggers into my doorway sy-yes, sweetie? I chant TENDIES TENDIES CLAIMY JUMPIEE as I bang on my belly like a bongo >mummy lets out a deep sigh and staggers out of the doorway >l go to my playroom and watch a new episode of scooby-doo and await night >night comes >mummy puts on her w---- dress >l put on my baney shirt and big boy shorts mummy silently cries to herself as we drive to claim jumper, probably she wishes daddy would come back or some stupid s--- like that we arrive in the parking lot >mummy breaks down in tears WHAT THE F--- DID I DO TO GET A SON LIKE YOU >l suddenly glare at mummy >What the f--- did you- >She's sobbing uncontrollably >IF YOU DO NOT BE QUIET, I WILL MAKE KA-KA mummy looks at me i-if I wanted a f-f------ psychopath...I'd stay w-with Chad >I-I just w-want s-someone to I-love me >she breaks down even more >suddenly everything around me stop stil >I look at myself in the passenger side visor mirror 기 am an autist I look at mummy, she's calming down and ready to leave the car >Mumm-..I mean mom. >She stops dead in her tracks to look at me >W-what did you just call me? Mom >She is in disbelief >Mom I love you >She gets a gigantic smile and hugs me, I hug her back >we ditch claim jumper and go back home I stop eating tendies and start to eat healthy foods >I start to lose weight >I start poo-poo'ing in the toilet >I tear down my playroom and sell all of my toys >l get GED, part time job, and go to college >Mom loves me now

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