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Tendies Story
Uploaded by KingHarlaus Sep 17, 2015 at 04:14PM EDT
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![O File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 1/06/21(Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >I'm hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Dumb bitch >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I like Mountain Dew Lightning >Butt rumbly braps of thunder >The tendies better get here >Or you'll get a mudslide from down under >Bitch Mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >l'm a grown healthy child >I like tendies >Spicey or mild >Stack my tendies high >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >Hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Bitch mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I'm a grown, healthy child >I like tendies, >spicy or mild >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/983/882/566.png "Born To Be Wild")
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![File: tomdelay ipg (98 KB, 380x247) Anonymous 02/17/15(Tue)14:37:27 No.16476951 [Reply] Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Canes But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesnt make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, 'll scratch, 'll bite, 'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears arent tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that Ive yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SO screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/917/568/33d.png "Dat poetry")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 13 File: checkthesetendies png (899 KB, 688x663) Chicken Tendies General . /ctg/ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon) 16 48:24 No 6 1 79 128 228182042 쯔6182648 Post your tendies, talk about your favorite sides, sauces, etc. These are the tendies I had for lunch Ick/, anyone else eat some tendies today? Post'em >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:51:57 No 6179133 dimaasimaa-imsesizee 226180340 226181513 >ketchup with tendies >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:52 08 No 6 1791 34 > idizeinsmis.siassetteosadisasz The next m------------ that says tendies" on /ck is going to be s------- out my chef croc's for a week. >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:54:06 No.6 180495 File: HeyFava png (594 KB, 759x455) 2261aoso226 80609 226179134 Hey Farva, what do you call those deep-fried strips of chicken? You know, the ones made of white meat and served with honey mustard and s---? >> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:55:14 No 6180500>>>6180504-teom File: HeyFarva2 png (212 KB, 311x449) 5180495 you mean Chicken Tendies? ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:56:33 No 6180504 File: Heyfava3 ng (352 KB, 753x451) > > misere m6182084](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/905/943/ec0.jpg "ec0.jpg")
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![O N Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)17:40:52 No. 16009392 Reply]Ξ>>16009642 Wake up today Absolutely beautiful morning, perfect to redeem my Good Boy Points (GBP)for a Tendie dindin with Honey Mustard dipping sauce! >Nearly trip over myself as I rush downstairs to inform Mummy that I want my tendies now When I get to the kitchen, I check my GBP chart. I have enough GBP for a few extra tendies! >Now there's a section for someone else to get GBP. Written there is the name Tyler, my severely autistic brother. (picture for reference) "Mummy, why is Tyler's name on the GBP chart?" GBP's are only for Mummy's Best Boy." Anon, Tyler needs attention too." >"Do you hate me, Mummy? "i-i could never hate mummy's little angel..." She offers me 50 GBP if I can look past this accept and sit down at the dinner table Notice Tyler is hitting himself in the head repeatedly He's been doing this for an hour while letting out donkey sounds Tyler, please stop hitting yourself, I'll give you 150 GBP if you eat your Tendies peacefully" Tyler farts and begins to dip his tendies in f------ ketchup >He decides to throw one into the kitchen sink Wasting TENDIES OVER THE LINE Realize Tyler would be ahead of me if he gets 150 GBP, >This little s--- never does ANYTHING, why should he be ahead of MUMMY'S BEST BOY!? Begin stomping my heelys on the ground, demanding Tyler gets Pepe points for sperging out and wasting tendies Anon, you're a big boy now. Big boys need to be mature... "HOW'S THIS FOR MATURE? >Grab the mustard from the fridge and spray it all over Tyler's tendies he hates it when brown and yellow foods mix starts screaming and punching his head Mummy tries to stop him "Please Tyler, it's okay... You can still eat it. It's fine if brown and yellow foods mix.." "Yeah Tyler it looks just like POO POO PEE PEE on your plate you f----- Smash his face into the plate and make for my room Decide to give myself 30 GBP for my trouble /r9k Preload images (0/0) Expand images New thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/904/748/bf3.png "GBP")
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