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One semi-realistic morning, I opened my semi-realistic eyes, only to find that my semi-realistic sheets had been torn off my semi-realistic bed and strewn about my semi-realistic room. I decided, with my semi-realistic brain, to jump out of my semi-realistic bed to find the cause of this, only to notice that, when my semi-realistic feet touched the semi-realistic carpet, it was damp.
Looking down with my semi-realistic eyes, I saw that it was covered in semi-realistic blood. I opened my semi-realistic mouth to scream, but semi-realistic blood started to pour out, and my semi-realistic eyes became filled with semi-realistic blood-tears. Due to a massive loss of semi-realistic blood, I died, and then a semi-realistic skeleton popped out.