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![THE BEACON POS Published By Team PEAK [Confused screaming] Want to advertise? Visi www.GivePateMoneyNow.edu Worst case scenarios get even worse that thought possible. Dragon surprisingly uninvolved. WKlemn Written By Anace Pono Also more posing Okay so umm, our head uwriter Eris. and our editor Mr. Um Koal can you tell us what is happening out there? Pate Oonus have... m... dicappeared, uh so AHAHAHOFC Uh sorry, that was a big explosion, but uh, everywhere, and things are still on fire. An angry ['m stil here, Beacon post Logistics Manager, Anace Ana" Pono here to un..Ahhh uh sorry, griffing just broke called, oh wait, hedge clippers. through some of the nearby windows but u...'m fine, for,believe that's Beacon's oun Clynda Gooduitch and for, nou, um..All the computers, and uh my wallet and the Mr. Qrow.. Branflakes? Thate what Eris's notes say anyuay copper wiring in the walls are gone...maybe the Grimm They also call him smoochums, daddy, and galactic sex emperor ook them I don't knou,Pate left a note, and it says My other new friend atom was being very mean to Um... Yes! There are these flying things lady and a man with a big gardening tool are hurting many of the animals. I forget what his weapon is Dear Ana and Koal, Eris and I have gone out to buy some uh, his ex cat girlfriend. I don't think they are going to cigarettes and we'll be back in twenty minutes,or maybe never. get back together For s---- sake man, we're getting the f--- out of Ew, I hope not, Tauradonna ig totally my NOT Bumblebee for life! dodge not abandoning your suburban housewife and annoying child to go shack up with some bimbo in Vacuo. That was oddly spe Hurry up, I do not intend to be shat out by a f----- I don't thnk there are any bumblebee grimm around Ana, because there are no flower grimm for them to pollinate with. dragon at this point in my day. Do you want to talk about it? F--- off dude Anyway uh... bye Also, In other news, Velvet Scarlatina finally revealed what her weapon was in that little Wellit saus theyll be back in twenty minutes brown box.And... my headcanon teaby GrimmI know that with all my heart, and ill pretty cool. Great way to was better but you know that'9 ng that my friends care so much about me uil help reuse animation assets I guess. me get through this! I love you guys too! Oh and next to the note was a list of people's names with numberstaking about. OooH there is also a big shirtless uritten next to them Is that my bank account password? robot going around beating up all of the things reuse animation assets l quess... Now I am the one who doesn't know what you are h, weird. Anyuay, lets go to our brave field reportere t appears General Ironwood has survived his plane crash and ie back sexier than ever.I mean stronger. I mean...u... umm. Koal Alemun to see what's going on out there I am mad. My new friend marvin the robot uh He's okau. And um that's qreat! Oh uh, it it hot in here or is i was being nice and then he got all glowy and started beinq mean. So then i kind of had to explode his face. And then his friends showed up and they were also mean and glowy too and then. Oh my god! It's Mary Popins! She is flying down on an umbrella and uh.... AHAHAHSAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHGAH@*#(*HAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! NOT AGAIN!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/076/926/bb7.png "The Beacon Post, featuring the two staff members who were brave/stupid enough to stick around")
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