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Pearl: crystal gem
Pearl: crystal gem

Greg: Your mother was my Connie! I remember the first time I saw her, I thought.
Pearl: I should get her pregnant, then she will disapear forever.
Greg: I beg your pardon Pearl, innapropriate.
Pearl: Sorry, please proceed with your story about banging my Rose to death. I am not sure you want to take Romantic advices from this guy, Steven. His marriage is literally dead.
Greg: My marriage was fine, thank you.
Pearl: Greg, you built this house, Whatever you say is how it is but I think even a blind gem can see that Rose was looking for the door so much, she literally killed herself. I barely had a reason to care (ctually I cared immensely) and even I have noticed.
Steven: Come on Pearl, don't talk about my parents like that!
Pearl: Listen Steven, I hate to break it to you but what humans call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hit hard Steven, then it slowly fade. leaving you strangled in a dead relationship. I did it, your parents did it, break the cycle Steven, rise above, focus on figthing Homeworld.

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baldarek
baldarek

Yes! We need more of these.

Someone once said that if we keep (shit)posting these Rick/Pearl fusions/swaps/parallels, it will become popular enough and actually happen on TV. Of course, the chances of it actually happening are very, very small…

But I want to believe.

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