Miitomo - this happened

O-o-o-ok M-Belch-Morty, any of the women that a-a-a-act like they hate you, weeeeeelllll they actually love you, but they're going to jerk you around until the end. They'll call you "BAKA!!", you know what that means M-Morty? It means you're an idiot, it will be true, but it's a deflection, she want's your dick Morty.

The Rick from the dimension where Anime tropes are the only natural laws.