Archie Sonic Comics - That's uh... wow....

This reminds me of a joke:

A catholic nun asks a young girl what she’d want to make out of herself.
“I’d like to be a prostitute.”
“A WHAT?”
“A prostitute”
“Thank god, I thought you said protestant.”

Ahh, the early issues. They were usually tame, corny, and innocent, but damn they made me legitimately laugh at times.