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He'll be your hitman for only $19.99, plus shipping and handling!
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![Fle :1203400235.ipg-(57 KB, 252x264) 一一1 □8802/1908(Tue)00:50:35 No.54797768 [ReplyLOuick Reply]00 HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY S--- IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS S--- COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S ON YOUR D---, AND ITLL GROW 3 INCHES. F---. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT S--- AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKINGKABOOM AND WELL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING N-----. THOSE F------ TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LKE A GALLON APIECE. YOULL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR F------ SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY S---, PISS, AND E-------- N EWGEGLO SO YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND E-------- AT THE SAME TIME? F--- YOU THATS HOW. CALL ME NOW AND ILL STOP YELLING NEVERI皿D I CAN'T SO F--- YOU. I'M GONNA GO J------- WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT N------ CALL 1-800-781-7529. TELL EM BILLY SENT YOU YOU GODDAMN CUNTFLAPS. F---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/025/396/billmay0.png "billmay0.png")
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