The Dover Boys At Pimento University - Unhand her Dan Backslide!!!

"Is a man not entitled to steal an unprotected woman? "
""Unhand her, Dan Backslide" Says Tom to the moose head mounter to the wall "
""Unhand her, Dan Backslide" Says Tom to his brothers "
""Unhand her, Dan Backslide" Says Tom to me"
"I've accepted those answers, you can keep her"

Hey, they are in a rut.