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Anonymous 01/13/15(Tue)18:25:06 No.592471 395 592475071>592475887 >>592471832 >>592473414 592473958 File: 134777126108 (23 KB, 225x310) Lol, so many normies in here >be me >be 16-ish >live in quintessential redneck town in Alabama lurk /b unwittingly get hooked on cheese pizza (particularly shota pizza) >find myself staying up until 4AM waiting for someone to make threads >back then they could stay up for almost an hour before the mods took them down >fapped to them until my d--- ran out of ammo consider suicide multiple times >as the years pass however pizza threads get rarer and rarer until they're almost extinct altogether >think to myself "maybe I can finally straighten out my goddamn life" still craving cheesy pizza >frequently have vivid erotic dreams about it >consider suicide again 1/3 Anonymous 01/13/15(Tue)18:25:42 No.592471 495 >>592471832 >>59247341 4 >>592473958 >>592475071 >>592475887 2/3 >April 2011 >my town (Hackleburg, AL) gets torn a new a------ by an EF5 tornado >entire neighborhoods leveled, bodies everywhere >my house survives >help with the relief effort to seek survivors >eventually see what appears to be a shoe sticking out from under a smashed dresser cabninet >lift cabinet off to see what's underneath >it's a f------ dead kid >can't be older than 10 >clothes are ripped to s--- but oddly seems to lack any terminal injuries >apparently he died from neck fracture from hitting the ground Anonymous 01/13/15 Tue 18:26:26 No.592471 604 5924747485924747632592474 >>592471832 >>592472149 >>592472646 >>592473414 >>592473958 >>592474426 >>592474499 475071 3/3 >horror is suddenly suppressed by raw, abominable sexual lust >whyamiabouttodothis.avi no one is around >in a possessed trance rip off all his clothes revealing is tight shota body with silky smooth skin and a round bubble butt c--- becomes beyond diamond hard >plow him doggystyle like a rabid beast while light rain trickles down our bodies >heart beating like a machine gun >absolute nirvana as I pump my seed into his tight creamy a------ repeat two more times and head home >balls feel noticeably empty thereafter >while in bed that night have a complete dearth of thoughts >just cold, deadening silence >fall asleep >live with stigma for the rest of my life And that's the story of how I f----- the dead body of a tomado victim. Goodnight /b/

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: Anonymous 03/04/22(Fri)22:33:24 No.873821562 164070951857.jpg 172 KB JPG Alright /b/, I made my first Mickey Mouse toy, how does it look? (Yeah, it was a real rat)
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File: nothinbutateathing.jpg (55 KB, 610x460) O Anonymous (ID: ILDXrpH) 09/13/14(Sat)05:13:42 No.568431194 [Reply] Tea is the coolest thing in human history. >Grows in China,only really exported to Japan. It's called -Tu. >1500s, some dude brings it to Europe. >Britain goes f------ nuts for it. >Start naval empire for the sole purpose of buying tea. >Britain buys all the tea in china for all it's silver bullion, utterly bankrupting itself. ARL OREY LAN Britain gets china addicted to opium to balance debt. Ha. >China gets p-----, colossal war ensues. >Meanwhile brits decide they want sugar in their tea, basically kick start the slave trade in earnest. >Stick sugar plantations all over americas. >Kill half the n------ in Africa just to grow that sweet sweet sugar. >Blitz through India, be like "grow tea or everyone dies". >okay.jpg >China's f-----, broke from opium wars, monopoly on tea gone, >Africa's f-----, millions dead, millions in chains halfway around the world. >the Americas rolling in wealth because slavery and plantations. >Everyone and their mum now drinks tea, brits make mad bank. >Me gets to drink sweet brew every morning, laughing my ass off at the untold numbers of corpses l'm dancing on. TEA THREAD BITCHES. Pick is pretty god tea. + 143 posts and 34 image renlies omitted Click here to view
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