Hi, this is Brian Johnson, on live at Beach City's hospital, where victims of strange heart attack happenings keep piling up in the rooms. Dr Maheswaran told us a few minutes ago that the view of "colored alien rocks" have been the cause of these events, as she reanimated yet another smiling dying man.
Meanwhile, still no declaration from mayor Dewey regarding the "Stevenbomb" event, a name given by the local population to random peaks of seizure and heart attack among the population since two years from now, and rumored to re-emerge within the month.
In another news, Beach City hospital's employees have announced a strike to protest against their saturated schedule. More at 9 PM.
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