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How to Nail a Job Interview When they offer you a chair to sit on, don't take it. You can appear more confident by straddling the table and looking down at the panel. Ignore any gasps. These are merely exclamations of amazement. The job is practically yours. Show an interest in the company by asking questions at the end, such as 'Do you have an office owl? What 'is that smell? 'Is that smell the office owl?". Don't settle for the water they try to offer you. Asking if there's a milkshake option available shows initiative, maturity, and a tolerance of lactose. When they ask you where you see yourself in five years' time, look into the middle distance and let your body go loose. Call out what you see in this state: "A goat. By a stream. A naked woman plays the fiddle. You're but you have the body of a horse. I'm touching your mane." When they say to you, "Tell me about yourself", make it very clear that you're NOT a lizard or some kind of newt. Even today, companies are somewhat reluctant to employ both lizards and amphibians. Say it firmly: "I am human, just like the rest of you," avoiding any s tongue movements

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How to Nail a Job Interview When they offer you a chair to sit on, don't take it. You can appear more confident by straddling the table and looking down at the panel. Ignore any gasps. These are merely exclamations of amazement. The job is practically yours. Show an interest in the company by asking questions at the end, such as 'Do you have an office owl? What 'is that smell? 'Is that smell the office owl?". Don't settle for the water they try to offer you. Asking if there's a milkshake option available shows initiative, maturity, and a tolerance of lactose. When they ask you where you see yourself in five years' time, look into the middle distance and let your body go loose. Call out what you see in this state: "A goat. By a stream. A naked woman plays the fiddle. You're but you have the body of a horse. I'm touching your mane." When they say to you, "Tell me about yourself", make it very clear that you're NOT a lizard or some kind of newt. Even today, companies are somewhat reluctant to employ both lizards and amphibians. Say it firmly: "I am human, just like the rest of you," avoiding any s tongue movements

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