I work in retail and I have to fold like 500 shirts a day because of this.
Its easy, Fold the sleeves plus 5 cm of the main shirt in, fold the bottom of the shirt up 13 cm, the the rest in half, then redirect to photon cannons to the aft side, then triangulate the position of the table using the resonant frequencies of jupiter, then increase thrust by 47.89%, then put it down.

Here's what you do, hide the shirt under the pile and walk away nonchalant.