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Shiro Poster (ID: TrmMD) 10/04/16(Tue)23:34:03 No.91557838 le: 1475353291024.ipg (75 KB, 785x757) ▶ >5 >be me innawoods with dad we're plinking with new AR I just got for my 19th birthday dad says he is proud of the man I am becoming soniamproud.gif suddenly, the buzz of a 150cc engine fills the air a bright yellow car in multicolored polka-dots darts out from behind a tree >it's about half the size of a smart car the door flies open and like 20 clowns surge out i have to dive to the ground to avoid the initial barrage of spraying lapel flowers and flying pies a cacophony of forced laughter and bike horns envelops the entire forest it must be a raiding party, scouting for new territory miles from their hive as I clamber to my feet I hear a shrill "GAHYUCK-HYUCK"ing rapidly approacing from my 7:00 a gangly looking one is rushing at me in oversized shoes that fart with every step attempting to garrote me with a long string of tied multicolored hankerchiefs whirl and put five rounds into his chest his momentum catapults his lifeless corpse into my side and knocks me to the ground again vaguely register the whoopie cushions hidden in his pink-striped blue dress coat blasting their last raspberries into the chilled forest air after getting to my feet a second time I desperately look around for my dad >The remaining clowns are all grouped in a frenzied huddle, spraying seltzer water and windmill slamming rubber chickens onto an unseen victim in the center of the melee Know it's already too late, choke back grief and rage and empty last of my mag into the horde >The clowns try to retreat to their car, bullets send blood and gore laced with confetti and silly string spraying into the air manage to kill last of clowns before they escape with an expert tactical reload (thanks dad) rush to my dad lifeless eyes staring to the sky from beneath a pile of balloon animals and whipped cream mtw

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Dylan @Woezzz_ Honestly the year the clowns tried to kill us was better
AT THIS POINT, IF A CLOWN INVITED ME INTO THE WOODS, I'D JUST GO.
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