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you should see the local fb group pages for the towns it's happening in Solid gold ■ Shiro Poster (ID: GRmMIN 10/04/16(Tue)23:11 :53 No.91 554874- File: 1475556116219.png (438 KB, 1132x1020) You guys think this is all fun and games, but you won't be laughing after encountering them be me walking to the store with friend at night were going to the local /1 to buy some snacks friend says he's heard about recent clown activity in the area bitchplease.gif suddenly, the distinct sound of a slide whistle is heard from the bushes 8 clowns juggling various sharp objects jump out from dark >some are juggling kitchen knives and others garden shears they begin to dash towards us while singing "This old man he played one" we run as fast as we can, trying to outrun the gaggle of gigglefucks they must be the Boulevard Buffoons, a posse of psychotic carnival c---- we stop in exhaustion after about 5 minutes of non-stop sprinting >we look back to an empty street, it seems we lost them but just as we thought we've gotten away we saw what can only be described as something straight out of a Dr. Sues book. a unicycle with 8 clowns carefully balancing themselves while telling knock knock jokes to each other that's was about the time that realized that these clowns weren't human didn't want it to come to this, but I was far too exhasted to run again I drew my Glock 20, pulled the pin, and threw it in front of their unicycle path the explosion nearly destroyed the entire city block, but it was worth it to get rid of those wisecracking creeps looked at my friend and we both let out a well deserved laugh as we walked off into the moonlight night admiring the confetti and bowling pins raining from above

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AT THIS POINT, IF A CLOWN INVITED ME INTO THE WOODS, I'D JUST GO.
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