Great. Needed to be reminded that this shit existed.

Lacking in attractivenes and charm, as well as an overall sense of elegance in his refinements or movements, this example of an asian species of extant great apes is adorned with a highly amusing front upon his somewhat unstable cranium. The orangutang in question is able to stand upside down utilizing his hands for support, however only performs this feat when absolutely required to do so. However he shall gladly elongate the muscles in his upper limbs in an outward position upon your request alone. Pumping air in his own body in a way that is sure to expand it in a manner strongly resembling that of a colored inflatable rubber-sack that is often used as a decoration or given to young individuals, this primate, despite being quite mentally insane, thoroughly enjoys this melodic perfomance.