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My father (80 years old, born and raised in Baghdad, Iraq) Me (21 years old) Hey pops, Ive been with my girifriend for two vears. How do I know when l should Well, son, first you have to know it you can trust her. If you can trust her, she's your best friend and you should marry her marry her? Here's what you do. Go out and buy a goat. Have the owner skin it and cut it into pieces. Put the pieces into black garbage bags. Take the garbage bags back home with you to your girlfriend what does this have to do with marriage? Just shut up and listen to me. When you get home. Pretend you've killed someone. Ask her to help you bury the body If she comes up with a plan, she loves you. If she calls the police, then you know you can't trust her Pops, that sounds batshit insane You don't actually believe that will work, do you? How do vou think I married vour mother

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