New headcannon, every time a stand user ruins someone's life they recieve a complementary gift basket from the Speedwagon foundation.

After your house was destroyed, your parents killed, your dog decapitated, your lover turned into a snail, and possibly losing some limbs, you receive a gift basket on what used to be your front porch. Inside is a $20 Dunkin Doughnuts giftcard, a wheel of mozzarella cheese, a slim jim, a can of 7-up, and a Hallmark card with a picture of a kitten wearing a checkered tophat that says "Sorry for fucking your shit up."