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Newly knighted Alaimbert of the Spiked Butt cannot understand why people are always laughing behind his back, so to prove he is worthy of their respect, he seeks a battle-hardened opponent with whom he may cross steel. This pitiful display will prove naught to my brothers. Come harder! Once you've all witnessed the wrath of the spiked butt I will not stop until my spear is notched and my butt is blunt! dill With a spear as stiff as ice, I thrust! Like the majestic Coerthan puffer, I swell! You have tasted my spear, but are you ready for my butt!?

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Humorous Quotes From Alaimbert of the Spiked Butt


Uploaded by Gabenus Trollucus Jan 29, 2017 at 03:59PM EST

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Uploaded Jan 29, 2017 at 03:59PM EST

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