@Wendys - She learned from the best

So all this time, Wendy was just the Vader to Jimmy John's Palpatine.

Jimmy John: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Quiznos the Wise?

Jimmy John: The dark sub is a pathway to many sandwiches, some considered unnatural…

Wendy: Is it possible to learn this recipe?

Jimmy John: …Not from a Subway.

I ship it.