Samurai Jack - Aku gets the last laugh

dash is telling me things.

Don't be so smug Aku.

The Samurai didn't annihilate Jack dude. YOU did, or rather your daughter did.

She wiped out your entire timeline so her husbando can go home. This ending was actually out of Jack's hands, in fact if Ashi made him choose he probably would have messed up in one way or another.

Your undoing came because you jizzed in a cup used by your psychotic fan girls.