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"The Virgin Sit" Tries to stay perfectly still to avoid bothering other Always chooses the middle of a row of chairs Hunches back and neck, and will not sit up straight to relieve growing pain in neck because he thinks that will make him stand out people Head always facing down to avoid eye contact, looks at feet to determine who is around him When needing to sit nearIs never in a relaxed pose someone, will sit on the maintain the same pose edge of the chair to avoid being close to someone else who's sitting down in his chair, struggles to Never removes his earbuds, uses them to avoid social interactions with strangers Thinks everybody is looking at him Uses his smartphone constantly in an attempt to appear busy and less awkward Keeps legs close together so as to not annoy people for taking up space Wears jeans exclusively only to fit in, has no sense of personal style. "THE CHAD LOUNGE" Vibrates constantly to annoy people. Takes up an entire row of chairs by himself Perfectly aligns spine with the center of the Earth for optimal posture, making his neck immune to pain. Head always faces up while looking everyone in the eye. Doesn't know who's around him Is always relaxed, but still tries to change his posture constantly to challenge himself Always listening for a chance to start a conversation with a stranger sit near someone he will simply sit on top of them Believes that it is impossible for a mortal man to see him wow Too busy to own a cellphone. Doesn't wear pants. Legs spread as wide as possible for maximum comfort

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The Virgin Sit vs The Chad Lounge


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