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>> Anonymous 04/15/17(Sat)10:06:30 No.373926909>373927663373935036373935540 Gabe Newell is rolled on stage >Tension rises as the man takes a few minutes to regain his breath. >Like the stage, the knees of many workers are starting to buckle >Several audience members have heart attacks from sheer excitement >Those who do not survive are brought to Gabe as an offering A woman in the back is dragged out as she cannot contain herself >"at Valve Software... >By this point everyone in the first two rows cannot handle the smell and have passed out >"are pleased to announce... >Men begin to e-------- uncontrollably and women immediately become heavily pregnant >"the return of..." >Muslims across the world pray towards the conference hall instead of Mecca "everyone's favorite theoretical physicist..." >A Jewish man donates money to a charity >"in the sequel you've all been waiting for..." >The Russians get up from their squatting and throw away their vodka "Half..." All 4chan boards are deleted except for /vint/ just to contain the shitposting >"Life..." >California begins to experience a massive earthquake >North Korea elects Gabe Newell as the new eternal president >"Exclusive to Nintendo Switch" >Donald Trump drops several nuclear bombs on Japan, initiating WW3 >Gabe then rips himself apart to reveal that he was actually Kojima and Death Stranding is actually real life >"Did you rike it?"

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Anon Predicts E3 2017


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