Notes:

For those who are having trouble reading some of the text:
-Russia Thing is the Galaxy Warp.
-Ocean Gem's tower was about 1/3 of the way through the Atlantic.
-Prime(?) Kindergarten is indeed in the Appalachians.
-Greenland is now Blueland. Have to wonder what the hell Iceland's like if the Vikings did the same name-switching thing. Does Iceland even exist?
-Florida's now an archipelago. RIP Florida Man.
-Aqua Mexico is indeed considerably more underwater.
-South America is now Pangaea.
-Sky Spire and Sky Arena are two different places.
-Australia and New Australia.