Long Ago in A Distant Land - Tumblr, the gender shifting master of sexualities

Fifty years have passed.
And sexuality does not change.
Their logic has no effect on me.
Yet the madness continues.
Tumblr’s grasp chokes the past, present, and future.
Facts are lost.
Got to get back, back to the past.
White Hetero Male!

Well, Tumblr or no Tumblr, Aku does technically "shift" genders, you know…

So, this is unintentionally slightly accurate to the canon.