Splatoon - Blah blah blah, tl;dr

"Their primary objective is to territorially splat ink all over the damn place, shooting their colorful discharge from various shapes and sizes of guns. As if that wasn't enough, these Inklings can also turn into sperm-like sea creatures who swim and luxuriate in their own mess of goo"

"When you die during Salmon Run, you can only be brought back to life by asking a friend to generously ejaculate ink into your hole"

WHAT