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M1 Garand GF Mornin' hon I am the greatest battle implement ever made. Just tell them I killed fifty men M1903 wishes she can have sights as good as mine. If anyone ever asks... Lil sis is such a cute little Carbine. M14 is nice too. Ah! Not too hard! You'll bend my op-rod! That German chick wishes she can be faster than me. M16 ain't nothing more than a varmint gun. I was so good, even the Japanese wanted me. Facists? Commies? I kil 'em all! 10 rounds? Who do you think I am? That out of date English chick?

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PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH...WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPEND HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH...WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." SHE TURNS 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY

PAST HER PRIME "MY SPECIAL SOMEONE? I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY!" HAS A CREDIT SCORE OF 790 "I WENT ON DATES BUT THEY PREFER YOUNGER COMPANY..." SPENDS HER TIME ALONE BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE FRIENDS "OH... WHY YES I LIVE ALONE..." GETS GHOSTED DAILY "I USUALLY COOK TOO MUCH... WANNA COME OVER FOR A MEAL?" SHES TURNING 36 NEXT MONTH STILL A VIRGIN SENDS DOUBLE TEXTS SHE MAKES EXCUSES TO TOUCH YOUR HAND REPLIES FAST BLUSHES EASILY

Autistic Gamer GF spam texts her entire vocabulary consists of quoting memes from TikTok has beaten Elden Ring at least 5 times painfully blunt collects small objects a little too good with computers trading card hyperfixation will ignore you unintentionally if she's watching TikTok terminally online @jeminix2 looks angry af, but actually just anxious af will choose video games over sex (sorry) waiting for someone to ask her about her OCs 5 star chef immune to flirting can read the room, just chooses not to JEMINIX2 PATREON

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M1 Garand GF Mornin' hon I am the greatest battle implement ever made. Just tell them I killed fifty men M1903 wishes she can have sights as good as mine. If anyone ever asks... Lil sis is such a cute little Carbine. M14 is nice too. Ah! Not too hard! You'll bend my op-rod! That German chick wishes she can be faster than me. M16 ain't nothing more than a varmint gun. I was so good, even the Japanese wanted me. Facists? Commies? I kil 'em all! 10 rounds? Who do you think I am? That out of date English chick?

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