Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin Chad vs The Chad Virgin

Mostly because it looks a bit bare without text:

The Virgin Chad:
Swimming in STDs
Ears at the mercy of sounds around him
Clothing looks like it came from the Problem Solverz
Baby shoes that don't even have laces

The Chad Virgin:
No STDs
Listens to favorite music, audio books, and famous speeches wherever he wants
Wears what makes him most comfortable outside or in bed
Sneakers have laces that can make them fit perfect no matter the situation