>I'm a wealthy lawyer, very important
>Been making six figures since I was 25
>Have a degree from a top law school
>Charge $400/hr for legal services
>New client knocks on the door of my office
>I invite him in to sit down
>Ask him to excuse me while I finish looking at another case file on my desk
>Man sits down
>Looks nervous
>Fidgets wildly with his hands in an attempt to stay calm
>Sweats profusely
>I continue reviewing the case file
>Suddenly
>"IS SLEEPING WITH TRAPS GAY IF YOU SAY 'NO HOMO' AFTERWARDS!?"