4chan - I guess, anon gets points for honesty

Actually not a bad choice. Slaves require maintenance and for you to be mentally OK with it, which probably means not being quite up there in the sanity department. Friends are free, you can still have a good time with them and they will not hate you for owning them and making them do things against their will.

…ok, scratch that last part, I forgot pranking is a thing.

poor anon.

can we bring him in, give him some tendies and throw him out again?