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the gorilla channel thing is a joke @pixelatedboat Wow, this extract from Wolff's book is a shocking insight into Trump's mind On his first night in the White House, President Trump complained that the TV in his bedroom was broken, because it didn't have "the gorilla channel". Trump seemed to be under the impression that a TV channel existed that screened nothing but gorilla-based content, 24 hours a dav. To appease Trump, White House staff compiled a number of gorilla documentaries into a makeshift gorilla channel, broadcast nto Trump's bedroom from a hastily-constructed transmission tower on the South Lawn. However, Trump was unhappy with the channel they had created, moaning that it was "boring" because "the gorillas aren't fighting". Staff edited out all the parts of the documentaries where gorillas weren't hitting each other, and at last the president was satisfied. "On some davs he'll watch the gorilla channel for 17 hours straight" an insider told me. "He kneels in front of the TV, with his face about four inches from the screen, and savs encouraging things to the gorillas, like 'the way you hit that other gorilla was good'. I think he thinks the gorillas can hear him."

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@HamillHimself @HamillHimself Follow Congratulations, sir! This dignified, statesman-like tweet is the perfect way to counter the book's narrative that you're an impulsive, childish dimwit Donald J. Trump. @realDonaldTrump Michael Wolff is a total loser who made up stories in order to sell this really boring and untruthful book. He used Sloppy Steve Bannon, who cried when he got fired and begged for his job. Now Sloppy Steve has been dumped like a dog by almost everyone. Too bad! twitter.com/gop/status/949..
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Talking points on the President's Statement. * The American people elected a fighter and someone who speaks his mind. If someone attacks the President and his family, he will respond * Steve Bannon is no longer an administration official. His actions this week prove that he is working to serve himself, not the goals of this Administration or the best interest American people Meanwhile, White House and Administration officials are laser focused on moving President Trump's agenda forward * This is a distraction from the issues that matter most to the American people and a blatant attempt to detract from the accomplishments of the Trump Administration Talking points regarding Michael Wolff's book *Michael Wolff has a long history of making stuff up * He admits it himself in the introduction to his book, when he states he "settled on a version of events I believe to be true" and "that looseness with the truth, if not with reality itself, are an elemental thread of the book." * For years, Wolff has been widely criticized by fellow journalists for his tendency to play fast and loose with the truth Unsurprisingly, journalists and pundits on both sides of the aisle are now questioning the credibility and accuracy of Wolffs latest book... O New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman said on CNN that Wolff gets "basic details wrong" in his new book. o Former journalist and Obama official Steven Rattner called Wolff "an unprincipled writer of fiction." o Politico reporter Michael Calderone noted that there is "a broader skepticism among journalists over the veracity of certain details" in the book. o Salon reporter Charlie May noted that the Michael Wolff "tell-all may not be super reliable." o The Federalist's Mollie Hemingway noted that Wolff has a reputation "of spinning very colorful stories." o Washington Post reporter Kyle Swenson called Wolff's book "the latest in a career of controversy." o Axios' Mike Allen and Jim VandeHei wrote that "there are definitely parts of" the book . "that are wrong, sloppy..."
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