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BraveSirJimOfLawl
BraveSirJimOfLawl

>Well Nintendo I made it, despite your stream scheduling
<Ah Nintendo Fans welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable Direct
>Myeah
[Nintendo walks into the kitchen to find a hard drive labeled "Metroid Prime 4" with water spilled all over it]
<Oh egads! my game is ruined!
[Nintendo looks out the window at a warehouse full of unsold Wii Us]
<But what if… I were to port a WiiU game and disguise it as a new one? Hohoho, delightfully devilish, Nintendo
[As Nintendo is climbing out the window, Nintendo Fans enter the office]
Nintendo with its constant ports and remakes, Nintendo Fans are gonna need some pills for headaches, when they hear how loud the octo trailer music is on Nintendo's stream, tonight!
>NIIIIIINTEEEENDOOOOO
<Nintendo fans I was just, uh, stretching my calves on the windowsill, part of a minigame from Wii Fit, care to join me?
>Why is their water all over your hard drive, Nintendo?
<Uh that isn't water, it's fuel! Fuel from the new F-Zero game we're announcing! Mmmm, F-Zero!
[Nintendo fan leaves the office, Nintendo leaps out of the window and runs to the Wii U warehouse]

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