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![39 [M4F] 5 reasons why you SHOULDN'T swipe right on me as an Affair Partner (& BONUS Self-Roast!) M4F 1- East Asian (Canadian born). Caucasians, rejoice! Your quest for mediocrity just got easier. 2 - Not your typical lumberjack fantasy. I'm more "boyish handsome next door charm" than "rugged mountain man." Cursed with a 'I'm younger than I look' face and styled like a K-pop star's dad. (no I'm not Korean) 3- High energy? More like human espresso shot. I talk, chat, voice, and video like I'm powered by nuclear fusion. As a company founder, I innovate faster than you can say "workaholic." 4 - Emotional baggage included, no extra charge! Looking for strings-free fun? Keep scrolling. I'm here to catch feelings and invest in our secret reality. 5- Morning person alert! While you're hitting snooze, I'm hitting the gym, pool, or books. Sleep is overrated, and I wouldn't doubt that my blood is the source of the world's caffeine. Still here? Glutton for punishment, aren't you? Still here? Glutton for punishment, aren't you? BONUS: I asked ChatGPT to roast me, and it didn't hold back: "Wow, look at you! That smile is so bright, I'm surprised it's not powering your phone at 81%. You've got that "I totally know what I'm doing" face while probably still Googling how to change a lightbulb. And that sweater? It's giving off major "I just came from a catalog shoot for middle-aged dad fashion." But hey, at least you've got those perfectly groomed eyebrows - not sure if you're ready to conquer the world or just nailed your 10-step skincare routine." If you've made it this far and your interest is piqued (or your judgment is seriously impaired)... Shoot me chat, perhaps I can still salvage something for an escape with you ;) 1 Comment](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/852/935/c32.jpg)
![39 [M4F] 5 reasons why you SHOULDN'T swipe right on me as an Affair Partner (& BONUS Self-Roast!) M4F 1- East Asian (Canadian born). Caucasians, rejoice! Your quest for mediocrity just got easier. 2 - Not your typical lumberjack fantasy. I'm more "boyish handsome next door charm" than "rugged mountain man." Cursed with a 'I'm younger than I look' face and styled like a K-pop star's dad. (no I'm not Korean) 3- High energy? More like human espresso shot. I talk, chat, voice, and video like I'm powered by nuclear fusion. As a company founder, I innovate faster than you can say "workaholic." 4 - Emotional baggage included, no extra charge! Looking for strings-free fun? Keep scrolling. I'm here to catch feelings and invest in our secret reality. 5- Morning person alert! While you're hitting snooze, I'm hitting the gym, pool, or books. Sleep is overrated, and I wouldn't doubt that my blood is the source of the world's caffeine. Still here? Glutton for punishment, aren't you? Still here? Glutton for punishment, aren't you? BONUS: I asked ChatGPT to roast me, and it didn't hold back: "Wow, look at you! That smile is so bright, I'm surprised it's not powering your phone at 81%. You've got that "I totally know what I'm doing" face while probably still Googling how to change a lightbulb. And that sweater? It's giving off major "I just came from a catalog shoot for middle-aged dad fashion." But hey, at least you've got those perfectly groomed eyebrows - not sure if you're ready to conquer the world or just nailed your 10-step skincare routine." If you've made it this far and your interest is piqued (or your judgment is seriously impaired)... Shoot me chat, perhaps I can still salvage something for an escape with you ;) 1 Comment](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/852/935/c32.jpg)
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