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Pearl: crystal gem about 1.4hours.agg Wait... You want to end the war by faking your own death? Geesh, well you can roll a deception check but unless it's a natural 20I can't see how-" Pink roll a natural 20 Sigh deeply "Well, there goes my entire campaign..." A ROSE QUARTZ? WITH HEALING TEARS AND A MAGIC SHIELD? ChocobunnySK about 13 hours ago in reply to Pearl: crystal gem Then, like a DM does, the consequences of rolling too well are laid out. "You faked your death, but your sisters were so distraught by your untimely demise that they decided to unleash their ultimate attack on Earth in retaliation." AS YOU WISH MY DIAMOND Intentionally left blank about 13 hours ago in reply to ChocobunnySK You raise your +10 void-shield of invincibility. Your entire army outside of the shield is turned to ravenous beasts. Your shield protects..... two kids and your maid Roll stealth to determine how long it takes before they notice that you survived so we can wrap-up this ТРК. Pearl: crystal gem about 12.hours ago in reply to Intentionally left blank Pink Diamond: "Peaaaaarl, I'm bored, I want to roll another character!" Pear "What-But you JUST rolled that new Rose Quartz character! That's like your third character in just one campaign... Urgh, fine. What kind of character is it this time?" Pink Diamond: "A human-gem hybrid!" Pear "A... human-gem hybrid? It's not even in the rules-book, it's clearly stated gems can't reproduce with other races!" Pink Diamond: "But Peaaaaarl, pleeeeeaaaaaaase?" Pearl: "... Fine. I'll guess l'll just homebrew a new race really quick..." Amethyst: I knew it wasn't a good idea to bring the DM's girlfriend into the party... JOD COD Gigas37 about T.hours.ago in reply to Pearl: crystal gem Pink Diamond: Pearl this Greg, he is joining the party Pearl: UUhhhh, okay? What is your race class, and starting items? Greg I'm playing a human bard with a Mandolin who travels around in his wagon. I rolled low on most of his stats save for his charisma so he's kinda of a free spirited pacifist. Pearl :Great he is useless well at least he'll die after the first few sessions and leave like the rest of the guests that have come and gone l mean lets begin everyone! Broken Gear a day ago in reply to Gigas37 Pearl: "Garnet may I speak to you for a moment?" Garnet: Sup? Pearl: Look, you built are a really good character, rolled some nice stats but... can't you put more, I don't know, character? Emotion? Into playing it? As it is it just seems like... you. You also named her "Garnet" Garnet I like me Pearl: Okay, look, could you at least give that character backstory or something? Garnet: Okay. Garnet is a fusion of two m----- Gems Pearl: ..can we maybe do something Garnet: Nope. That's canon now

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another site glitch that's happens occasionally on the home page.
"Inspired off of this scene":https://x.com/Swag_K1RBY/status/1899225539107258475
And since it's on the homepage can't fix it by deleting one.
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