Bogdanoff Twins - The call that saved Mann Co. Industries

if you think this is bad just look at the expressions

-Mann brothers bow to the Ludwigs.
-In contact with ancient wizards.
-Rumored to posses supernatural healing abilities.
-Control Germany with an iron but fair fist.
-Own hospitals and fortresses all over the world.
-Direct descendants of Hippocrates.
-Will run the first hospitals on Mars (Ludwigrad will be the first).
-Own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth.
-First designer babies will have bird heads.
-Both doctors said to have +700 IQ.
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented medical progress with them.
-They own biochemical R&D labs around the world.
-You likely have a baboon uterus inside you right now.
-The Ludwigs are in regular communication with both God and the Devil, and are able to act in complete spite of both of them.
-They learned fluent English in under a week.
-Traders worldwide entrust their unusual reserves with the doctors. There are no unusuals in any backpack, other than theirs.
-The medics are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from September 17th, 2007 to the end of the universe.
-The Ludwigs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and no random crits.